tastefullyoffensive:

anclrew: One time, I made friendship bracelets for my cat and I.

I’m sorry. This is the best idea I have ever heard

rileybby:

teamrocketexecutivetyler:

tardiz:

if u guys ever feel uncoordinated just remember that sometimes a sloth will mistake its own arm for a treebranch, grab it, and fall to their death

this is the saddest thing I have read in my entire life

I know like, is that supposed to make me feel better, cuz u just ruined my night.

Sloths are funny creatures

rileybby:

I was just sitting out side smokin a bedtime.blunt just, mindddding my own business…when all of a sudden I see this cute lil slug slompin by, and I start to feel bad for the.little guy cuz its rather.cold tonight and he has no shell (thus him being a slug not a snail) so I being.the…

“either way, I’m pretty f*cking high”
Hahahaha

rileybby:

did-you-kno:

Source

You guys, im fucking brillant..

I try so hard to be nice and then people say stupid things to me.

ellerichie:

the royal family, everybody

LOVE

I love this ginger

MySpace MySnape

True stories

tastefullyoffensive:

Shark Week on Tumblr

[paper-squid]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

old 

i love the olympics

Why would I…?

oh here’s my husband. we get along really well