a series of text messages... entry four
D- I want a poptart real bad right now S- sometimes the urges are just too strong D- I would do dirrty, unspeakable things for a poptart right now S- are you drunk? D- OH YEAH!!!!
(339): Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick...– textsfromlastnight.com
so much Harry Potter, so little time
An unexpected breaking news update
My thanksgiving day leftovers were given away to a homeless man that lives in the bushes by my uncles house. Is it fair that I had to sit through dinner with those people and he got to eat my delicious food?! Is it wrong that I am upset about this? I have no soul…. Maybe I can buy one on criagslist.com.
A series of text messages... Entry three
D-Is it terrible that when I hear someone I know has gotten engaged my initial reaction is “ew gross.” It’s not even like I have an aversion to marriage. I’d like to get married one day. I’d also like to be skinny enough to wear a size 5 jean, but I don’t see that happening either M-I love your segue into conversations
The perks I receive from others misfortune.
My dads girlfriend, while very kind and funny, has a very serious drinking problem. Every night she gets drunk and every morning wakes up with a hangover. To most this would pose to be a bit of an inconvenience, but for me I can enjoy all the perks and see the humor in what my life has become. To begin, she will get drunk and go on cleaning sprees (which typically end before the job is finished)...