March 2012
19 posts
February 2012
37 posts
“Congratulations to Whitney Houston for being sober for 10 days.”
– Alec Smith
“I want to get a soda, but my mini-fridge is shorter than my indoor hammock.”
– (Submitted by Tia)
I love
macaroni salad
the rain
THE SUNSHINE
Monica
getting paid to write this
payday
beer
so on and so forth
she's right...they do
raisedwithreligion:
all my stories suck.
“Valentine’s day is bullshit. Our DNA demands we fuck each other, so if you need...”
– (via shitmydadsays)
Shit my dad says
