The jazz music playing in this cafe is drowning out the sound of me typing on my...– (submitted by kuaara)
Add that to the list of stupid things Demi does.
-burning hands with water -being late to work even when I wake up 2 hours early -sitting under a water spout -getting emotionally attached to inanimate objects, and people -taking vitamins on an empty stomach… Repeatedly -entrusting secrets in unreliable people -unlimited mimosas before work -buying more high heels when I don’t own tennis shoes
Some people are funny sometimes.
(making tuna fish sandwiches) Sister- ew. I hate the smell of tuna! Brother- than close your legs!
18 Girls You Should Never Date →
this seems about right…. lieslieslies: Buzzfeed posted a list of 18 guys you should never date (and I was only maybe 1 or 2 of them! patshimselfontheshoulder.wav). 18! How many other guys can there be? Anyway. Here’s the flip: 1. I just LOVE ~*^mah gayz!^*~ Girl This girl treats most guys, regardless of sexuality, like…