April 2012
59 posts
“The jazz music playing in this cafe is drowning out the sound of me typing on my...”
– (submitted by kuaara)
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Add that to the list of stupid things Demi does.
-burning hands with water
-being late to work even when I wake up 2 hours early
-sitting under a water spout
-getting emotionally attached to inanimate objects, and people
-taking vitamins on an empty stomach… Repeatedly
-entrusting secrets in unreliable people
-unlimited mimosas before work
-buying more high heels when I don’t own tennis shoes
Some people are funny sometimes.
(making tuna fish sandwiches)
Sister- ew. I hate the smell of tuna!
Brother- than close your legs!
18 Girls You Should Never Date →
this seems about right….
lieslieslies:
Buzzfeed posted a list of 18 guys you should never date (and I was only maybe 1 or 2 of them! patshimselfontheshoulder.wav). 18! How many other guys can there be? Anyway. Here’s the flip:
1. I just LOVE ~*^mah gayz!^*~ Girl
This girl treats most guys, regardless of sexuality, like…
